The Fiddlegug is busy.

// observance protocol

Rules of the Fiddlegug

1. Do not look directly at his lips.
2. Do not hold in your farts. He can tell.
3. Never offer him bread. He is above bread.
4. If he speaks first, you have already lost.
5. Do not perceive him without permission.
6. The smell is not yours to keep.

// atmospheric readout

Threat Level

CURRENT FIDDLEGUG ACTIVITY: —

// induction

Join the Flock

The Fiddle Gug will reach out when necessary.